Epic Function Battles

Fe-dom husband to Ti-dom son
" You were stomping to your room and stepped on a Lego. Legos really hurt when you step on them. So the solution is to keep your legos picked up and never stomp to your room."

7 yr old Ti.-dom son
"Um...no the solution is to wear shoes."


Fe - 0
Ti - 1

Priceless.

Smart kid. You gotta keep your eye on that one.

Haha! Classic.

Khysneezy wrote:Fe-dom husband to Ti-dom son
" You were stomping to your room and stepped on a Lego. Legos really hurt when you step on them. So the solution is to keep your legos picked up and never stomp to your room."

7 yr old Ti.-dom son
"Um...no the solution is to wear shoes."


Fe - 0
Ti - 1

Either that, or not to stomp; but I don't see how picking up the legos becomes a 1st choice option

Khysneezy wrote:Fe-dom husband to Ti-dom son
" You were stomping to your room and stepped on a Lego. Legos really hurt when you step on them. So the solution is to keep your legos picked up and never stomp to your room."

7 yr old Ti.-dom son
"Um...no the solution is to wear shoes."


Fe - 0
Ti - 1

Meh,

Lego is a brand name and is never pluralized in any context whatsoever. It's a proper name and is always capitalized, never used as a common noun.

Quit being an ass.

spiralshank wrote:

Khysneezy wrote:Fe-dom husband to Ti-dom son
" You were stomping to your room and stepped on a Lego. Legos really hurt when you step on them. So the solution is to keep your legos picked up and never stomp to your room."

7 yr old Ti.-dom son
"Um...no the solution is to wear shoes."


Fe - 0
Ti - 1

Meh,

Lego is a brand name and is never pluralized in any context whatsoever. It's a proper name and is always capitalized, never used as a common noun.

It is in popular vernacular. Just like speedo, coke, windex, post it, etc.

You guys,

It was meant to demonstrate the downside (the darkside) of Ti-dominance, because the OP was about Ti +1s ...

And the thread is titled "epic function battles".

It was a parody of Ti.

The score is tied now, thanks to whoever called me an ass ... madhatter. You scored a point for Fe because you're a (wait, is name calling encouraged here?) bitch!

Fe 1
Ti 1

spiralshank wrote:You guys,

It was meant to demonstrate the downside (the darkside) of Ti-dominance, because the OP was about Ti +1s ...

And the thread is titled "epic function battles".

It was a parody of Ti.

The score is tied now, thanks to whoever called me an ass ... madhatter. You scored a point for Fe because you're a (wait, is name calling encouraged here?) bitch!

Fe 1
Ti 1

I thought the ass comment was quite objective... score is really:

Fe 0
Ti 1
Ni 0
Se 1

Ni arrived at the same conclusion as Ti, albeit without having to state it (hence the agreement but no specific commenting). So the score is actually

Fe: 0
Ti: 1
Ni: 1
Se: 1

INFP gets stuck in a right-turning lane while driving, says to ISTP: "What do I do?"
ISTP: "Turn right."

Ti: 1
Fi: 0

mcgooglian wrote:INFP gets stuck in a right-turning lane while driving, says to ISTP: "What do I do?"
ISTP: "Turn right."

Ti: 1
Fi: 0

Lol!

Ni doesn't ask - just curses, turns right, and figures it out.

spiralshank wrote:

The score is tied now, thanks to whoever called me an ass ... madhatter. You scored a point for Fe because you're a (wait, is name calling encouraged here?) bitch!

Fe 1
Ti 1

Tell me something I don't know.

Fe 0
Ti 1
Ni 1
Se 2

an ESTP and ENFJ play ps3.

ESTP: Push circle to take cover
ENFJ: there isn't a circle.
ESTP: Yes there is, push that
ENFJ: that's a zero
ESTP: *glares at enfj*

Fe 0
Ti 1
Ni 1
Se 3

ISFP calls ESTP

ISFP: Whatcha doin?
ESTP: Taking a retarded test to see what animal I am, it says I'm a tiger if I answer all the questions correctly.
ISFP: Isn't a tiger the female version of a lion?
ESTP: *silence*

Fe 0
Ti 2
Ni 1
Se 3
Fi 0

I still think Fe should have a point instead of Se.

Madhatter calls spiralshank an ass, and scores a point for Se?

I disagree completely.

Madhatter was clearly protecting his beloved Khys from the destructive force of Ti's blunt, dispassionate, and overall anti-Fe demeanor. That's why he scores for Fe.

Fe wants to tell a cute story and wants everybody to "like" it, and that's it. Fe calls somebody an ass when they don't fall in line and "like" the cute story. Fe says things like "if you can't participate nicely then don't participate at all". Fe has nothing thoughtful to say.

First, Madhatter is a she.
Second, I am beloved by no one, bitch!

But I think its a point for Fe also, as Fe enforces manners and group harmony.

Incidentally, you are an ass. But I'll also give you a point for Ti for being unable to let go of your logical analysis of the situation

DJ Arendee wrote:an ESTP and ENFJ play ps3.

ESTP: Push circle to take cover
ENFJ: there isn't a circle.
ESTP: Yes there is, push that
ENFJ: that's a zero
ESTP: *glares at enfj*

Fe 0
Ti 1
Ni 1
Se 3

What seriously? 3 other buttons are shapes but that ones a zero?? And this person has Ni.?

spiralshank wrote:I still think Fe should have a point instead of Se.

Madhatter calls spiralshank an ass, and scores a point for Se?

I disagree completely.

Madhatter was clearly protecting his beloved Khys from the destructive force of Ti's blunt, dispassionate, and overall anti-Fe demeanor. That's why he scores for Fe.

Fe wants to tell a cute story and wants everybody to "like" it, and that's it. Fe calls somebody an ass when they don't fall in line and "like" the cute story. Fe says things like "if you can't participate nicely then don't participate at all". Fe has nothing thoughtful to say.

Minus spiralshank's point for Ti for completely misinterpreting the functions. I called you an ass not to enforce group harmony, but because it was true: you are an ass, and nearly every post you've written has proved that to me. Observation and reality: Se. In fact, what I did was the opposite of enforcing group harmony. If I wanted to keep group harmony, I wouldn't have said anything at all.

Khysneezy wrote:First, Madhatter is a she.
Second, I am beloved by no one, bitch!

But I think its a point for Fe also, as Fe enforces manners and group harmony.

Incidentally, you are an ass. But I'll also give you a point for Ti for being unable to let go of your logical analysis of the situation

Lol. Like you need my protection.

But you do have a point, so I will add it to the tally:

Fe 1
Ti 2
Ni 1
Se 3
Fi 0

madhatter wrote:

Minus spiralshank's point for Ti for completely misinterpreting the functions. I called you an ass not to enforce group harmony, but because it was true: you are an ass, and nearly every post you've written has proved that to me. Observation and reality: Se. In fact, what I did was the opposite of enforcing group harmony. If I wanted to keep group harmony, I wouldn't have said anything at all.

ok i'm sorry.

INTJ steps on a pop bottle and wonders where the noise came from.

INTP tries to wedge a door open.

ISTP tries to be funny.

ISTP tries to have an idea.

God you guys suck.

Spiral the most, though!

Erbse wrote:God you guys suck.

Ah, man, the misanthrope doesn't even like his own kind.