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Post by MXZCCT on Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:35 pm

The word for me today is "fuck", because I am just having one of those "fucking" days... I love this word it's so versatile, and has also been used by some very notable famous people throughout history.... such as...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
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Post by Valkyrie on Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:49 pm

LOL "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"

I love...British humor. this little piece never fails to bring me to tears. From the movie Snatch. I wish I could post the video, it's rather hysterical.


"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey person of homosexual preference balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey person of homosexual preference balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
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Post by Cephalopod on Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:55 pm

MXZCCT wrote:
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

Sir Edmund Hilary was an ISTP.
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Post by Khys on Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:27 pm

I don't get it


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Post by Siren on Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:43 pm

An oldie but a goodie:

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the fuck out!"
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Post by Valkyrie on Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:46 pm

Cephalopod wrote:
MXZCCT wrote:
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

Sir Edmund Hilary was an ISTP.

Winning.
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Re: ISTP Humor

Post by mcgooglian on Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:40 pm

If when your friend changes their Relationship status on Facebook on Valentines Day to Single and you wish them a Happy Valentines Day on that status, chances are you're an ISTP.
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Post by Thinkist on Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:11 am

mcgooglian wrote:If when your friend changes their Relationship status on Facebook on Valentines Day to Single and you wish them a Happy Valentines Day on that status, chances are you're an ISTP.

Or an INTP. I'm tempted to say that INTP fits better.


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Re: ISTP Humor

Post by dogwoodlover on Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:31 pm

I don't think so. INTPs are rarely dicks to people for humor's sake. The ones I know anyway. ISTPs definitely are.

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Post by mcgooglian on Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:01 pm

Half the fun is when they don't realize you're being a dick
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Post by Fury on Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:29 am

One who drops watch into toilet is bound to have a shitty time
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Re: ISTP Humor

Post by Khys on Thu May 03, 2012 12:22 am

Russell Peters is hilarious.


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Re: ISTP Humor

Post by MXZCCT on Thu May 03, 2012 12:50 pm

khys wrote:Russell Peters is hilarious.

So isn't your face.
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Re: ISTP Humor

Post by updownman on Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:49 am

A nice little pickup line that I have used with great success in bars. Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?
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Post by MXZCCT on Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:14 pm

updownman wrote:A nice little pickup line that I have used with great success in bars. Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

I've never heard that one before. I bet it works well with the ISTP personality.


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Post by updownman on Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:54 pm

MXZCCT wrote:
updownman wrote:A nice little pickup line that I have used with great success in bars. Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

I've never heard that one before. I bet it works well with the ISTP personality.
Of course you don't want to try it on just any woman as you may get slapped and/or kicked out but it's usually a great little breaker that get's a smile if nothing else.
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