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Humorous Description
From xeromag, the rest of the type descriptions are also hilarious.
ISTP: The Psycho Vigilante
ISTPs are quiet, unassuming people, who tend to be mechanically gifted but withdrawn and reserved. ISTPs often need a great deal of personal space and "alone time," which may give others the impression that they are aloof; in reality, this time is necessary to hide their secret identities.
The typical ISTP leads a dual life; his outward reserve and quiet masks an inward seething rage at the injustice of life--often, the death of a loved one at the hands of a criminal. In this secret life, the ISTP uses his mechanical gifts to create a terrifying arsenal of bizarre weapons with which to strike fear into the heart of evil. Sometimes, ISTPs may become evil themselves, either slowly over a long period of time or in response to a perceived rejection from the very people they are trying to save.
RECREATION: ISTPs are happiest when they are building and constructing--either new weapons to smite their enemies, or new plots to destroy those who oppose them. They have a very industrial sense of aesthetics, and can spend hours absorbed in the appreciation of works of art such as a 1969 Hemi Cuda retrofitted with missile launchers and ejection seats.
COMPATIBILITY: ISTPs don't often get along well with their extroverted cousins, Evil Overlords and Mad Scientists. Instead, they prefer the company of INTPs, or perhaps their pets. Romantic relationships with ISTPs tend to be drawn-out, tragic affairs, filled with bitterness, longing, and teenage angst. The sex is usually pretty good, however.
Famous ISTPs include Spider-Man and Q.
[Note: Spider-Man is debatable as an ISTP. Q is likely not an ISTP since he creates the gadgets, but does not use them himself.]
ISTP: The Psycho Vigilante
ISTPs are quiet, unassuming people, who tend to be mechanically gifted but withdrawn and reserved. ISTPs often need a great deal of personal space and "alone time," which may give others the impression that they are aloof; in reality, this time is necessary to hide their secret identities.
The typical ISTP leads a dual life; his outward reserve and quiet masks an inward seething rage at the injustice of life--often, the death of a loved one at the hands of a criminal. In this secret life, the ISTP uses his mechanical gifts to create a terrifying arsenal of bizarre weapons with which to strike fear into the heart of evil. Sometimes, ISTPs may become evil themselves, either slowly over a long period of time or in response to a perceived rejection from the very people they are trying to save.
RECREATION: ISTPs are happiest when they are building and constructing--either new weapons to smite their enemies, or new plots to destroy those who oppose them. They have a very industrial sense of aesthetics, and can spend hours absorbed in the appreciation of works of art such as a 1969 Hemi Cuda retrofitted with missile launchers and ejection seats.
COMPATIBILITY: ISTPs don't often get along well with their extroverted cousins, Evil Overlords and Mad Scientists. Instead, they prefer the company of INTPs, or perhaps their pets. Romantic relationships with ISTPs tend to be drawn-out, tragic affairs, filled with bitterness, longing, and teenage angst. The sex is usually pretty good, however.
Famous ISTPs include Spider-Man and Q.
[Note: Spider-Man is debatable as an ISTP. Q is likely not an ISTP since he creates the gadgets, but does not use them himself.]
TheBearKingsWife- Construction Worker
- Join date : 2012-01-31
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Re: Humorous Description
This is spot on. I just murdered a rapist last night.
Dexter ain't got shit on me.
Dexter ain't got shit on me.
MXZCCT- Motorcycle Gang Leader
- Call Sign : Balls
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Spidey is an INTP and Q is an ENTP.
But good one, though. I found this a year or two ago and it cracked me up then.
But good one, though. I found this a year or two ago and it cracked me up then.
Duck_of_Death- Lord of the Flies
- Call Sign : Resident Oddball
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Duck_of_Death wrote:Spidey is an INTP and Q is an ENTP.
Yep, that's what I'd peg them as, too.
ISTP examples would be Batman and Daniel Craig's Bond.
TheBearKingsWife- Construction Worker
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Well, at least we get James Bond. But Batman belongs to the INTJs.
Siren may come and collect her prize.
Siren may come and collect her prize.
Duck_of_Death- Lord of the Flies
- Call Sign : Resident Oddball
Join date : 2012-01-31
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The Amazing Spider-Man premiers this July! I wonder type Spidey will be in the new films.
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He was INTP in the comics. I don't know what type Tobey Maguire played.
*shrugs*
Word around the campfire is that it isn't going to be a very good movie.
*shrugs*
Word around the campfire is that it isn't going to be a very good movie.
Duck_of_Death- Lord of the Flies
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mcgooglian- Motorcycle Courier
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Duck_of_Death wrote:Well, at least we get James Bond. But Batman belongs to the INTJs.
Siren may come and collect her prize.
Oooo - what do I get?? Batman is kind of a psycho.
Siren- Motorcycle Gang Leader
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I'd say Batman is ISTJ
I heard that Grant Imahara is an ISTP
I heard that Grant Imahara is an ISTP
Kayness- Plumber Chief
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I've heard that Batman is ISTJ too. For one thing, he's pretty damn set in his opinions... for another, he's really caught up in the past.
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Stephen- Construction Worker
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It depends on the interpretation of the character.
The old school comic and current movie versions are ISTJ.
I prefer the comic book, animated series and video game version: The INTJ.
The current movie series overlooks the characters mastermind intelligence, which is one of his core qualities. In fact, the Nolan series makes him out to be a complete dolt (which is a complete insult).
The old school comic and current movie versions are ISTJ.
I prefer the comic book, animated series and video game version: The INTJ.
The current movie series overlooks the characters mastermind intelligence, which is one of his core qualities. In fact, the Nolan series makes him out to be a complete dolt (which is a complete insult).
Duck_of_Death- Lord of the Flies
- Call Sign : Resident Oddball
Join date : 2012-01-31
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I thought spidy was more EXTP to be honest.
Jixmixfix- Garbage Man
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