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Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by Duck_of_Death on Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:12 pm

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ISTp uncovered

You can describe ISTp with one word - stingy, mean and miserable or you can do it with many - lazy. There are basically two generic variations of ISTp - happily greedy and unhappily greedy. The "happy" ISTp has slightly better developed social skills than the "unhappy" version.

The dream job for an ISTp would be the one where you can do nothing, get paid and don't have to give anything to anyone. An ISTp retailer would drive the prices up until it's just about possible to sell the goods for that price, whereas an ISTp shopper would often be seen at a car boot sale. However, this is not the only use of practical logic ISTp can be proud of. ISTps know how to do just about anything. Plumbing...sure, gardening...sure, brain surgery...piece of cake...Oops, never mind.

The most obvious thing that could give ISTps away is probably their obsession with pets. Sometimes it could reach ridiculous dimensions, turning ISTp's place into a zoo. This obsession is very closely connected with ISTp's hidden agenda. Since ISTps have unconscious need to be able to show their affection towards another, who could be a better suitable candidate for this than a pet, or better a dozen of them. People can reject your love and your good intentions, pets will never.

But here comes a twist. ISTps can often hurt the ones they love. Why would you want to do this? The one way to understand your feelings towards the loved ones is by hurting them and watching them suffer, only then you can be sure of how much you love them. Sounds cruel, but unfortunately this is the strange nature of this particular type of hidden agenda, which cannot be used as an excuse for such behaviour.

Yeah...that sounds about right.


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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by MXZCCT on Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:56 pm

Sounds like some butthurt ENFx wrote this.


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Post by madhatter on Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:27 pm

Yeah, no one ever talks about NFs hurting the ones they love in these descriptions, which they do just like anyone else.


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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by Duck_of_Death on Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:35 pm

^Please. I know about that one.
Difference being: We're less likely to go on and on about it.


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Post by MXZCCT on Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:55 pm

I'm just sick and tired of having that asshole and cold hearted stereotype.


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Post by Duck_of_Death on Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:04 pm

As am I. If only people made an effort to UNDERSTAND us.


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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by madhatter on Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:08 pm

I think there are some people who do genuinely try to understand. But a lot of others seem to only want to change us.


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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by Erbse on Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:44 pm

It's getting all emotional in here, I better leave.
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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by Thinkist on Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:48 pm

Come back! It's not that emotional! And even so, you can take it.

Gotta agree, though; the sociotype is an ugly, and perhaps inaccurate description.

I wonder what they have for ENFp...

EDIT: I see they don't. I also see this isn't the normal ISTp profile. Not anything worth believing.


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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by MXZCCT on Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:46 pm

It's an objective observation.


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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by The Door on Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:04 pm

I'm pretty sure it's just a joke..

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Post by MXZCCT on Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:09 pm

Only pretty sure?


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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by The Door on Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:15 pm

Exactly

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Post by Thinkist on Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:37 pm

Dude, that description IS a joke.


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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by Bleu on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:55 pm

I'm scared. Ya'll are animal hoarders? lol
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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by Duck_of_Death on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:56 pm

Got a problem with that, bro?
I eat 'em, too if I'm hungry.


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Post by Bleu on Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:05 pm

Yes, actually I do. Got a problem with me having a problem with it?
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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by nordic28 on Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:06 am

Lol. It's a hilarious description of ISTP. But why so many ppl still attracted to us?
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Post by ohtochooseaname on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:57 am

nordic28 wrote:Lol. It's a hilarious description of ISTP. But why so many ppl still attracted to us?
Stockholm syndrome. Sux to be them!
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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by Duck_of_Death on Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:59 pm

nordic28 wrote:Lol. It's a hilarious description of ISTP. But why so many ppl still attracted to us?

Masochism.
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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by MFixit on Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:26 pm

God how depressing. Animal hoarding though - that's ridiculous. animals require all kinds of maintenance. too much work

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Re: Sour Grapes description of an ISTP

Post by DJ Arendee on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:07 pm

I wonder if that's the same guy who wrote the ESTp description. Its pretty awful.
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